Once upon a time:

Person 1: Hey, are you on Facebook?
Person 2: No, I am not, but most of my friends are. I think I should create an account there too.
Person 1: Oh, definitely. Create an account and add me. I’m totally addicted to it. I’ve over a thousand friends and I am considered very popular.
Person 3 (overhearing): Who’s on Facebook? Add me too.

This week:

Person 1: Hey, I haven’t seen you in a long time.
Person 2: Yeah, I don’t see any of your updates on Facebook either. You didn’t reply to some of my messages too!
Person 1: Oh, I have been busy. I don’t have time for that sort of thing, Facebook or such nonsense.
Person 2: I see a lot of people tagging you in pictures and updates.
Person 1: Yeah, isn’t it boring? Those people seem to have nothing else to do but Facebook all day.
Person 3: Yeah dude, Facebook really gets on my nerves, a helluva set of self-centred people!